Just Another Day in the Life...

New blog...

2011-04-02T00:15:00.001-04:00

Just another reminder...

My current blog is...

kristennporter.wordpress.com

Come on over and visit!

Lots of love-
KP

2009 Pictures - 2009 Year In Review Photos

2010-01-05T18:52:00.001-05:00

The End...

2009-09-06T06:20:00.002-04:00

Okay, so I have officially jumped ship. I have converted my blog to wordpress, because I like the efficiency of the site, among other things. I was able to transfer my entire blog history from blogger to wordpress, so no worries it's all still there.

Please update your side-bar, and continue to follow me. I have only a slim few who read this, and I'd like to keep all of you as readers. haha.

kristennporter.wordpress.com

Cya on the new site.

Random Kristen thoughts...

2009-09-04T22:02:00.004-04:00

More random thoughts...

Today I had to write 18 pages in my micro lab notebook. No my professor isn't cruel...I procrastinate. Lesson learned.

I'm currently laying in bed, eating 100 calorie kettle corn, drinking sugar free lemonaide, and watching PS. I love you.

I'm watching PS I love you, because I'm masochistic. Oh and because I'm in love with Gerald Butler...and because I'm secretly planning a trip to Ireland. (I'm gonna live there.)

A friend told me that I was the most unique person they had ever met...Either that is a nice way of telling me I'm a freak, or that I'm super cool. I'm leaning towards the latter.

I desperately need a pedicure.

I washed my car today for the first time all summer. It was DIRTY.

Sometime this month I'm supposed to have lunch with my dearest friends from high school. They better all be there...yes...this is a threat.

I'm only 10 minutes into the movie, and I can already feel the tears. Oh God why do I do this to myself?

When I die, I'm gonna leave my friends and family notes about how jealous they should be of me, because I'm in paradise...

Paradise for me is...endless Rafferty's salads, chocolate everywhere, a hot man (that resembles Gerald Butler), a beautiful hut over water that looks like the south pacific, then changes to scenery from Ireland, and the Lake District in England, and so on to cover all the beautiful places of the world...I could go on...but you get the point.

Can you tell that I'm bored on a Friday night?

My latest music obsession is Edith Paif...She's a french singer from the 1940's. If you haven't listened to her, youtube it now.

No I don't speak french.

Madison, my 10 lbs fur ball dog, is my constant companion. She actually gets sad when I leave. Wow...that's love.

I recently started feeling giddy, and twitterpated. Thank you...you know who you are.

This probably wasn't interesting...but I never promised it would be. Just a bit of insight into my crazy world.

Christmas colored bacteria...

2009-09-03T18:02:00.002-04:00

It's so much more fun when things are colored pretty!

Top 10 from Fall semester 2009...

2009-09-01T06:01:00.003-04:00

In an attempt to keep myself awake at work...thought I would entertain the internet with a top 10 list...(I know how we all love anything summarized into a list.)

1. I'm quickly learning to hate plants. When left to my own experimentation, I love having plants in my home...but when forced to learn every sex organ of a tulip, my attention falters.

2. Dr. Tuerk is still hot. And will always be hot. Who cares how old he is.

3. I suck at gram staining. Completely suck.

4. Monday's and Wednesday's are the longest days ever...beginning at 9:10a and going through 6:20p...then usually working 7p-7a. Ugh.

5. Micro is the first medically relevant class I've taken so far. Thank God, something that I can actually apply.

6. I have 2 semesters left until I graduate. Hell is already preparing to freeze over.

7. I had a physician at the hospital introduce me to a new physician, as a future medical student...the first physician is the director of the UK Morehead program...and he remembered me. Oh yeah baby.

8. I have printed off 75 sheets of notes, and we are only 2 weeks in.

9. I miss sleeping. So very much.

10. I look HOT in my micro lab coat. Grrrr.

Fall semester is off to a great start.

John May Hamilton...

2009-08-14T23:35:00.010-04:00

Disclaimer: This post discusses, and includes pictures of human remains...If your grossed out...deal with it.

There is a girl in our reenactment group who's Great Great Grandfather was killed during the Civil War. He was captured, and refused to renounce the Confederacy, and was killed for his allegiance. This man was a true American hero, he died for something he held very dear to him...his country, and his freedom. He was not willing to give those things up, and this hero choose to bravely face death, and hold fast to his beliefs. It's because of men like this, that we have the freedom we do today.

His family searched for many years for his remains. It was only a few years ago, that he was discovered in Bloomfield, KY, about an hour or so from Lexington. His family enlisted the help of the Sons of Confederate Veterans, and the 5th KY to recover his remains, and bring them home to the family cemetery. There were so many people willing to devote an entire weekend in the hot sun digging a grave, and searching for the remains. It was moving to share an experience like this with a group of people, all focused on one purpose...bringing John May Hamilton home. Allow me to pause, and say, "Yes, I Kristen Porter, helped dig up a dead body in a cemetery." And I have pictures to prove it. Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm not a fan of cemeteries, but this story touched me on such a deep level, and I was honored to be apart of it. We were able to recover quite a few bones, and had a memorial service for him the next day. I can't imagine the closure the family was able to experience after searching for someone for 145 years. I have been apart of a few dedications of headstones for Confederate veterans, and each has been special in it's own way. But, actually having a Confederate soldier's remains present at the dedication was spine tingling. Especially the remains from someone so heroic, and brave. How often does a person have the opportunity to bury a Civil War soldier? NEVER. It was an event that I truly will never forget.

Blast from the Past...1860's style...

2009-08-14T23:13:00.008-04:00

For those of you that don't know that I have a new hobby, I have become a civil war reenactor. My brother Josh has been involved for a few months, and I have to say that I was intrigued. So, after attending an event, I decided to join. It's so much fun to get dressed up in the dresses, and all the guys treat you like a lady. Who couldn't get used to that? It's also fascinating to learn all the history of the Civil War. Josh did the family research, and discovered that our Great Great Grandfather, Charles Winnifield Porter fought for the 34th Virginia, Company K. I'm reading a book on the history of the war, and must say that they left alot out in AP US History in high school.

Naturally, when clothing and dressing up is involved, Kally came over to inspect, and try the dresses on for herself. I don't have a hoop yet, so it looks kind of funny, but Kally could wear anything and make it look cute! haha. She's gonna kill me for posting this on here...

And a few more favorites from vacation...

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Oh how I love to travel...

A few favorites from the USS North Carolina...

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Oh how I love history...

2nd Amendment Rights...

2009-08-02T23:14:00.007-04:00

Disclaimer: Just a warning that I'm going to step on my soap box for a view minutes, and get a few things off my mind.

I've been hearing recent reports of a bill working it's way through the Senate. To make an incredibly long story short, the US government is trying to implement a registration/license for all gun owners. Basically stating that the government would track all purchases, and therefore know exactly what your "packing." Plus, if you don't register you can face up to 5 years in prison. You can check out the story for yourself...http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h111-45

For the record, I do not own a gun. Nor have I shot a gun anytime in the last 5 years. But reading this prompted me to write, because this is a free country. If this bill was ever passed (and I don't think it will) it would be removing 2nd Amendment rights from the law abiding American public. Placing firearms directly into criminal hands. I encourage everyone to write to their congressmen, and senators regarding this. American citizens have the right to protect themselves and their families.

Okay...stepping down from the soap box now.

MILESTONE!

2009-07-27T01:08:00.005-04:00

Tonight at the gym I hit a huge milestone...I ran...4 miles! I was so pumped that I actually jumped around for a few minutes (I was at the gym alone.) Just thought I'd share this milestone with my internet family! Loves!

Could someone please remove the birds from my hair...

2009-07-25T15:40:00.008-04:00

Check out this height...oh yeah baby...rockin it. (Note all the freckles on my face from the beach...the only color that remains a week after returning.)

I literally left the salon looking like this, seriously, where are the hidden cameras?

I'm just as confused as you...

This will be my first album cover, when I become a rock God!

I was in desperate need of a haircut. My usual salon wasn't able to get me in until Tuesday of next week, so I decided to throw caution to the wind and run by a walk in only place. The sweet little lady asked how I usually wore my hair, to which I replied "Usually just natural, and flowy." Apparently, "natural and flowy" to her meant using a pint of gel, and more hairspray than an 80's glam rocker. I couldn't believe my eyes when she wheeled me around, and annouced that she was finished. I guess the most important thing, the cut, is actually cute, and exactly what I wanted. But I couldn't resist taking a few pictures with all the product in my hair. When they start busting out the gel, it's time for me to go. Lesson learned!

Somebody shoot me now, please...

2009-07-21T00:36:00.005-04:00

There comes a time in a person's life, when vacationing with family must come to a screeching halt. I have not only reached this point in my life, I surpassed it a few years back. I absolutely love my family, don't get me wrong, they are all amazing...IN SMALL DOSES. (Sorry G-ma.) Let me explain...

A week or so before we were scheduled to leave for Myrtle Beach, my parents decided to bail on my brothers and I. Dad needed to work, and Mom needed to get some things done in peace and quiet. (She was the intelligent one.) So my sweet, slightly insane grandparents decided to call the hotel and rent a larger room so that they could accommodate their 3 grandchildren. At first this seemed to be a good option, because it was...FREE for Josh and I to go. (I stress the word FREE when you are a poor college student.) Anyway-we were saddened by the fact that Ma and Pa wouldn't be coming, but were still excited to spend time away from MoHo.

That was until crap hit the proverbial fan. Almost immediately it became clear that my sanity would only remain if I continuously remain out of the hotel, on the beach, and with my ipod blasting my brain with Taylor Swift. My G-ma (bless her heart) decided to become the "food patrol." Every time I even thought about eating something with more than 100 calories I was given a guilt trip..."Now Kristen, I don't believe that's on your diet." Or "Kristen, I can't believe you ate that GIANT PIECE OF CHEESECAKE...it's just not worth it to be skinny." First, if anyone even thinks about coming inbetween Tripp's cheesecake drenched in strawberries and me, you better be prepared to fight. And by fight I mean, tackling, hair pulling, scratching, screaming, yelling, kind of fighting. And secondly, I have lost close to 25 pounds, I deserve my week in the sun...or in the "fat foods" section of the grocery store or restaurant menu. Back off calorie police!

Mom decided to fly down at the beginning of the week. We were all excited that she was coming. As we were waiting for her flight come in, I received a call from my incredibly panic stricken mother. She had missed her flight in Cincinnati. Of course, Cincinnati, that stupid Carson Palmer has cursed the entire city, including the airport, and he is entirely to blame for my mother missing her plane. After spending, I don't know, 6 hours on the phone with Delta, I rescheduled her flight for the next day, and gave Mom a rather long pep-talk about flying alone, and not freaking out.

Anyway-there were enjoyable parts to the week. I will never tire of sitting in the surf, half asleep feeling the warm sun on my body, and the cool ocean on my feet...that is until some idiot throwing a temper tantrum while on a walk with his lady, stomps a bit to hard and splashes cold water all over my face. I wanted to say, "Thanks for interrupting my few precious minutes of quiet sanity." But I refrained. I also really enjoy sitting on the balcony listening to the ocean waves...until my G-pa decided to walk out and hocker a giant mucus ball into a handkerchief, completely removing any zen-like vibes I was feeling from the waves. (I can still hear it!) I also enjoyed the USS North Carolina (my second trip to the beauty), and thinking ahead, I remembered how hot it can get below decks, so I decided to wear a cute little sundress...until I started down the first flight of incredibly steep metal steps, my Sony Alpha 300 dangling from one hand, did the breeze catch my "cute little dress" just right, and I ended up flashing all the nice adorable families, including children, veterans, and masses of conservative people my green striped underwear. Yes...shoot me now, please.

Next year I will have my own room...possibly in another hotel. I need a vacation to recover from my vacation. UGH! Pictures to follow.

Friends...

2009-06-28T08:08:00.003-04:00

A good friend (Jennilyn) pointed out that some things never change. SO VERY TRUE. Like I told her, Kally and I will be in the nursing home conducting photo shoots from our wheelchairs. I'm shooting for Miss Geriatric ANTM 2060! Life is so much fun with crazy friends! Love ya Kal!

Malkin and Yinzerfication...

2009-06-20T03:22:00.002-04:00

Loved this story! A russian hockey player who loves Pittsburgh? Sounds like my kind of guy!
Malkin and family begin their Yinzerfication - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

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Subway

2009-06-07T17:33:00.006-04:00

This afternoon, in an attempt to keep up my healthy new eating habits, I decided to run by Subway. Subway is attached to a BP close to my house, so I can be there and back in 10 minutes. (A definite plus.) I walked into the store feeling rather dazed from working all night, and only getting a few hours of sleep. As I'm waiting for the "Sandwich Artist" to acknowledge my presence a woman in front of me turns around and noticeably stares at me. There I am in mismatched shorts and t-shirt, flip-flops from 5 years ago, hair in a knot, and sans makeup. I'm looking rough, and wondering to myself if this lady really wanted to push me over the edge? I'm tired from lack of sleep, craving a doublecheese burger, fries, and a REAL pop, and seriously considering downing the entire box of twinkies that are resting peacefully on the shelf to my right, I'm exuding the DON'T MESS WITH THIS vibe that I've learned from watching countless hours of BET. But alas, the staring continued, and then she began stomping her foot on the ground, like a bull getting ready to charge. Either this woman was psychotic, or was another of the masses who were offended by my "gothic" black nail polish. (Darn, why did I leave my trench at home again.) I thanked God that I didn't work there when she ordered half the store, then literally almost sang the types of veggies she wanted. I concealed my laughter with a few well timed coughs, and practically ran out of the store before I heard another foot stomp. I hope that this woman seeks the medical attention that is most definitely necessary...as for me, I enjoyed my low-cal dinner, and am happily on my way to diet utopia.

D-Day

2009-06-06T22:10:00.004-04:00

My youngest brother Ryan (11 years old) has always loved history, especially WW2. My family jokes that he's a young historian, and is almost daily found watching the History Channel, or pouring over a WW2 book. I called him this evening to remind him that today was the 65 anniversary of D-Day, and as soon as I finished telling him he said, "Duh, Kristen...June 6, 1944. It's been all over the news today." I wasn't surprised that he already knew this, but I had to laugh at his response.

I've been reading a lot of the personal accounts that are spread throughout the media today. The stories are so touching, that despite sitting in the middle of a noisy ER, I was moved to tears. I'm so thankful that we had such brave young men fighting for our country during this time. I can't imagine the horrors that still haunt them. I have the same respect for those currently serving in our military. We would not be a free nation without them.

Lazy summer days...

2009-06-06T02:20:00.004-04:00

I have seriously neglected my blogging, and I must admit that I don't have a good reason for my absence. I even have pictures to post, but have been to lazy to download them from my camera. :)

I will soon be back to the blogging world. Hopefully in the morning I will upload my pictures from the last few weeks. I know everyone is anxiously awaiting the new posts. HAHA.

Life can be so unfair...

2009-05-04T19:12:00.002-04:00

While I'm stuck in the library studying for finals, my parents are here...

Must be nice.

Properly nerdy.

2009-04-26T06:24:00.003-04:00

Ever wondered what hair color you have? Despite the fact that I was born with red hair, and retained that color for much of my younger life, I am pleased to inform you that I don't have any mutations on my MC1R gene. (Mutations indicate red hair.) We know that I have a mutation, it's just not present in the gene we sequenced. Darn...I was curious.

Heinz Heaven.

2009-04-26T06:10:00.010-04:00

I was working last night, when I got a random call from my father. In a rushed, yet quiet voice he asked if I had a few minutes. Out of curiosity, I told him I had the time, and waited not so patiently for him to respond. "Well...what would you say if we could get season tickets to some of the Steeler games?" Anyone who knows me knows my immediate response. (Jumping, smiling, laughing, practically crying while in the middle of a busy ER.) Needless to say, my father, brother, and I are the proud new owners of 2 tickets to 5 regular season games, and 1 pre-season game, on the 5-yard line. I'm beginning to feel that my chances of meeting Ben Roethelisberger are greatly increasing. GO STEELERS!

Wind in my hair...

2009-04-16T14:19:00.001-04:00

Who say's you can't have fun by yourself?

Umm...yeah.

2009-04-16T12:55:00.002-04:00

So, maybe it's my rocker side (Thanks, Dad) but I think Adam Lambert is HOT HOT HOT!

Hike at Cave Run

2009-03-27T14:59:00.001-04:00

WHen I came home from spending a week in Pittsburgh, I just wanted to be outside. It happened to be a beautiful day, so I took a hike on a trail close to the spillway. The warm weather made me really look forward to spring!

Playground...some of my favorite pictures..

2009-03-27T14:49:00.003-04:00

This is a playground I LOVED to visit as a child. I remember begging anyone in my family to take me to the park on a sunny day. (Especally on Sunday afternoons.) It's in a sad state now, and I don't think that anyone has played on it for some time. These are some of my favorite pictures that I've taken. I feel like this is the first time I've really gotten creative with any shots. Looking at these brings back so much of my childhood!

Pittsburgh at night...

2009-03-27T14:42:00.002-04:00

I didn't have a tripod, so some of the pictures are a little blurry. Next time I will take my tripod. :)

Pittsburgh by day...

2009-03-27T14:34:00.002-04:00

Some pictures of the city during the day.

Maddie the snow bunny...

2009-03-27T14:30:00.002-04:00

These were taken awhile ago, during our last snow of the season. I didn't realize how behind on posting I was. Madison loves the snow, and I thought these were cute, and really showed her personality. haha.

Bethany the Baller

2009-03-27T14:21:00.003-04:00

Everyone in my family is tall. Unfortunatly for me, I did not inherit the height gene. My 5'4 size has been laughed at for some time, and it's always a milestone when on of my cousins passes me. When I went to Pittsburgh for spring break, I didn't realize that my 10 year old cousin had already passed me up. The only one that remains shorter is Gabe, who is 5. I'm sure it's only a matter of time. We watched Bethany play basketball, and I must say that all that height gives her awesome rebounding skills. It was so much fun spending time with her and Gabe.

Hilarious dog...

2009-03-26T12:41:00.001-04:00

Spring break-itis...

2009-03-11T17:29:00.003-04:00

All of my mid-term exams are completed! (That definitely deserves a loud round of applause!) I am feeling extremely content to bum around in comfy clothes, and read, or catch up on tv. For the next week I don't have to work or attend classes! Yippee! I am planning on visiting my G-parents in Pittsburgh. And my uncle has planned a 26th birthday celebration for me in my G-ma's hospital room, so that she can party down with the family. I excited to spend time with her, and my G-pa. They are just so precious. I'm also excited to spend some much needed time with Ben! With my crazy work schedule, we only see each other a few times a month. (Definitely not enough!)I'm looking forward to hanging out at his new house, snuggling while watching a movie, and I might even attempt to cook him dinner! :) I can't believe that I will be 26 next week. It hasn't hit me like 25 did. I dreaded turning 25. But, I'm looking forward to this birthday. I think it's going to be a challenging, but also fulfilling year. Well, so much for an update. I have pictures that need to be uploaded from the last snow we had in Morehead. Maybe I'll post it, if I'm feeling ambitious. Lol!

If Ben and I had a baby...

2009-03-01T12:19:00.002-05:00

...it might look like this. Hopefully with less freaky eyes though. :)

Birthday ideas...

2009-02-27T04:30:00.004-05:00

Meant to look like an old fashion flash bulb. From Blue Poppy Jewelry...everyday charming.

Since my birthday is rapidly approaching (Okay, so maybe it's a few weeks away...March 17th-St. Patrick's Day, for those who don't know.) But, I found these necklaces online tonight, and thought I would post as some "suggestions" for potential presents. Maybe this is a bit bold...but at least my faithfuls can see the cuteness of the jewlery! :)

The Odd Couple...

2009-02-25T19:59:00.001-05:00

This story warmed my heart! How endearing!

Practical joke...

2009-02-15T18:55:00.002-05:00

The RN behind me, and I plotted the entire thing. Dr. Ravi was really anxious to help in the harrassment.
It isn't a secret that I LOVE the Pittsburgh Steelers. I believe the passion is something that every Pittsburgher is born with. I work with a die hard Cleveland Browns fan. We harass each other constantly, but when my boys won their 6th World Championship, I couldn't' help playing this joke on him. When he showed up for work that night, the entire Emergency Room staff was sporting black and gold jerseys. Even Dr. Ravi joined in for the fun. We had a great time harassing him! Go Steelers!

Baby love...

2009-02-06T14:07:00.001-05:00

Brody Phillip Barnett...I think this little guy has stolen my heart!

Nerdy? Or me?

2009-02-04T19:51:00.006-05:00

A good friend...(aka...Kally) called me today to say that she had found the perfect stationary for me. I chuckled at the randomness of the call, then quickly hopped online to check it out. Not only did I laugh at what Kally discovered, but I also found some other cute stationary. I think that this qualifies me as the ultimate nerd. (Loud cheers!) If your a stationary junkie like I am...check it out at http://pinklovesbrown.com/.

Love this in green! So cute!

25 Things...The stuff we do for blogging...

2009-02-03T21:06:00.002-05:00

1. I don't understand why razors now come in scents. Like I'm really going to smell my razor when I hop in the shower.
2. I love cold weather, and snow. Lots and lots of beautiful white snow!
3. I like to paint my nails. But usually only in dark browns and deep red colors. My mother swears it looks gothic, I think she's crazy.
4. I'm going through a progressive rock stage. Anyone who knows me realizes that my taste in music is incredibly eclectic.
5. I love ballet. So much expression without words.
6. I'm a wannabe journaler, and scrapbooker. (Are those words?)
7. I love classic lit. Jane Austin, Dostoevsky, Jane Eyre, Tolstoy. Especially old Russian lit. There's something about the culture, and the ridiculously long names that sucks me in every time.
8. Yes, I've been to Space Camp. Yes, it was incredible.
9. I can't sleep well without my pillow.
10. Poor grammar irks me more than anything. There is never a need to put BOTH I'm and me in the same sentence. EVER.
11. I want to get married, and have a family. Hopefully before I'm old and grey. (I love you Ben!)
12. I've recently started going to the gym. I love love love the way I feel after an intense workout.
13. My car is has two names...Isabella and Meredith. Isabella was my first car's name, and it's still around mostly out of habit. Meredith is my cars given name. My brain just doesn't recognize it yet.
14. When I'm tired (like after working all night) I'm annoyed very easily. Please leave me alone.
15. I'm in a constant debate over what kind of doctor I want to be. Right now the choices include...ED, Radiology, Peds Oncology, Neonatologist, and Ophthalmologist. Nice wide range of choices.
16. I love playing "Would you rather..." with Lucy while shooting portables in ICU. She comes up with the most shocking scenarios.
17. I'm really excited to meet my new nephew! (Kally's baby...my brother will NOT be having children anytime soon.)
18. I just got my passport card in the mail. It's time to use it! I want to travel everywhere, and anywhere!
19. I was born on St. Patrick's Day-therefore I have extremely green eyes.
20. I love biochemistry, and genetics. Understanding the way things come together and work is absolutely amazing.
21. Singing in my car happens on a daily basis.
22. I want to learn to scuba dive. BUT...first I must learn to swim underwater without holding my nose, and second, I need to become more comfortable in the lake. Last summer I was terrified to get in, I'm much better now.
23. I'm organically conscious. I'm trying to switch to 80% straight up organic foods. But...every now and then a gal just needs Honey BBQ wings from Bdubs.
24. I've been doing yoga in the morning, and at night. Haven't found anything else that can improve my flexibility, and also relax me as much as it does.
25. I love the ocean. It's so vast, and is home to so many species. Standing on the shore with your toes wet, just puts it all into perspective.

AFC Champion Steelers!

2009-01-19T19:57:00.004-05:00

The Steelers played in the AFC Championship, and won! We had a party to watch the game, and we were all very excited when we pulled out a W! It's exciting to think that the Steelers are going to the Super Bowl in Tampa. Here we go, Steelers! Here we go!

Baby love...

2009-01-19T19:46:00.005-05:00

Jackson and I. I finally got to meet the adorable little man.
Kennedy entertained us all with her fun dress-up costumes.

Kally's gonna kill me for posting this, but...we are the RC-01 gals at Kally's shower.

On Saturday Kally's sister Kourtney had Kally's baby shower at her house. It was a lot of fun watching Kally open her presents, eat lots of yummy food, and reconnect with old friends. (Amanda Mason, it was awesome chatting with you!) I think that Baby Barnett is definitely going to be loved! We can't wait to meet him!

Winter Night...

2009-01-19T19:42:00.001-05:00

An extremely clear winter night...

2009...

2009-01-10T01:06:00.005-05:00

It's a new year, and everyone I know is swearing to stick with resolutions. So, I thought I would post a few of my own things that are in need of some tweaking. It is also important for me to note that I refuse to "diet." I have a deep rooted belief that the word itself sets you up for failure. I have already begun to "weed out the crap," so to say with my eating habits. I began with the endless chowing down all night while at work. Hello, can I say mooooo? Just because I'm up all night, doesn't give me a endless case of the munchies. I'm now working on getting completely rid of pop. Sigh...this hits close to my heart, because I have been an advocate of pop my entire life. There are far to many nasty ingredients, including high fructose corn syrup. (Don't get me started with that garbage. The commercials lie!) So it really must go. I feel a calling to research organic foods. I'm attracted to the idea of food without pesticides, and chemicals. So, tomorrow I'm going to explore a Whole Foods store in Lexington. I'm sure it's expensive, but I just want to try a few things, and see what I think. Exercises is another big change in my life. My goal is to work out 3-5 times a week. I need quick paced cardio, but my endurance currently is non-existant. In a few weeks I hope to report an increase in my running ability! ;) These are just a few of my changes, but it will pay greatly if I stick with it. I would like to be swimsuit ready by summer...it's time to trash the mu mu.

Photography...

2009-01-05T17:16:00.005-05:00

A little Andy Warhol style of Weirton Steel...
Hairpin Loop...

I got my camera for Christmas, and these are the first of many pictures. I'm still learning about all the features, and I'm sure I'll be learning for many years to come. Fun, fun and more fun!

West Point...

2009-01-04T20:16:00.005-05:00

My cousin Dean has received a nomination to West Point. I'm so proud of him, he's such an incredible kid. Now he has to wait for an invitation to interview. It's such a long process...but he can do it! Here's the link to the story...http://weirtondailytimes.com/page/content.detail/id/515397.html?nav=5006

Christmas season...

2008-12-23T05:10:00.005-05:00

As Christmas approaches at an alarming rate, I must say that I need to FINALLY finish up my shopping. I only have a few things left to buy. I don't know about you, but if I have someone who is difficult to buy for, like my Mom, then I usually keep putting it off. I guess I like the excitement of last minute hustle and bustle. As for me, there's one thing I really have my eye on...And it's this...
I have reason to think that Santa has hooked me up. More to come...

Snow love

2008-12-16T10:14:00.001-05:00

This morning I woke up to this...

I LOVE winter!

Christmas cooking...

2008-12-16T10:11:00.001-05:00

Tis' the season to be cooking...

I'm Thankful for...

2008-11-27T05:08:00.003-05:00

On the eve of Thanksgiving, I'm feel that I should post a list of things that I'm most thankful for. Honestly, this page could be neverending, but I will post only the most important things. (In random order...)

1. My incredible relationship with Jesus Christ. You've never experienced love until it comes from this guy.
2. My family. I know that they are always there if I ever need them. Amazing.
3. My incredible boyfriend Ben. Without him, I truly would be lost.
4. My car, Meredith. She runs, she has air conditioning, and a keyless entry. What more could a gal want?
5. Kally Kappes Barnett. If it weren't for her, my ANTM dreams would have never made it onto film.
6. Madison, my Maltese, she's happy to see me no matter what kind of day I've had.
7. Being blessed enough to live in a country with a rich history based on the bible. If only we could get back to those roots. Also living in a place were we are a free people. I will always be thankful for the people serving our country. God be with them.
8. All of the seasons. I have to admit that fall and spring are my two favorites. But, I will always have a love for snow!
9. Hot hot hot showers and baths.
10. Food. Whether it's home cooked, a Rafferty's salad, Primanti's sandwich, or dessert from Andy's Candies. YUM!
11. Science...I love learning all that junk!
12. THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS! And the city of Pittsburgh in general...awesome!

Political Analysis of a 3 year old...

2008-11-17T20:08:00.003-05:00

I went to a dinner at Ben's church on Saturday night, where I got into an interesting conversation with a well informed 3-year old named Walker. He ran up to me and said..."Are you a republican?" I told him I was, and then he informed me of the following...
Did you know that Democrats...
1. Pee on puppies
2. Pop little kids balloons
3. Poop on the floor

I'm wondering if this is what we have in store now that a Democrat is in the highest office. I feel sorry for the White House staff who has to clean up all the poop on the floor! ( I can't believe I just blogged the word poop.) Finally analysis that is brutal and honest!

Don't know about you, but I'm voting for Walker 2012!

Christmas has arrived early!

2008-11-14T16:53:00.007-05:00

The kitchen "gingerbread" tree.
Nativity that my G-ma Porter made. (The angel hasn't been hung on top of the manger yet.)

Christmas is my family's favorite time of year. My parent's have been listening to Christmas carols since mid-October, and I woke up one morning last week, to find the kitchen Christmas tree had been put up. My Mom usually puts up the kitchen tree first, but little did I know that over the next few days...these would also appear...

Ryan's "Rudolf" Tree

The office tree. (Because no home is cozy until you have a tree in your office).

In the last two pictures, I think it's funny that inside there is this beautiful tree, and you expect to see some snow on the ground, but nope...no snow. Kentucky never gets snow, but I'm wishing, hoping, and praying for a white Christmas this year! It's never to early to put in that kind of a request!

Kermit the Frog, and Miss Piggy...

2008-11-10T22:19:00.008-05:00

I walked into my zoology lab this morning, not really focused on zoology, but more so on my biochem exam I was having later in the day. I had studied all weekend for biochem, and still felt unsure of the information. (I think I did okay. Definitely a B.) Needless to say, my mind was thinking about biochemical pathways, and I neglected to prepare myself for lab. Anyway, I sat down, and pulled out my lab material, only to hear that today we would begin dissecting our frogs. Ugh! First a squid, then a shark, now a frog? I understand the importance of dissecting animals, and learning how they work. But for the record, I don't like to do it. I HATE the smell of formaldehyde. I can smell it hours after class ended, and I wear gloves! Well, the pleasant thing about today was that we not only had to look at external anatomy, but we had to skin our frog! I repeat, SKIN THE FROG! I thought, "What? Skin Kermit the Frog? A childhood icon? A cute, innocent, harmless frog?" Ironically, the next animal we dissect is a fetal pig. A frog and a pig? Is that someones idea of a twisted Muppet joke? I'm still feeling guilty about my poor froggie. All this to get a stupid degree.

My thoughts exactly! (Not advocating PETA!)

Crazy? Insane? Nope, just TONS OF FUN!

2008-10-27T18:41:00.012-04:00

Through the years, Kally and I have taken some of the most insane pictures. I would put our pictures up against anyone's for creativity, and weirdness. Many people have not understood our desire to spend an entire day, first destroying the apartment getting ready, and then by taking goofy pictures. We have always been inspired my America's Next Top Model, but we take it to such an extreme, that it turns out to be funny instead of artistic. (Case in point, the rock star photoshoot, mine to the left, Kal's to the right). Regardless, we have had a blast. Some might think these photos look Halloween costume worthy. But in reality, the most tame photo (at the bottom) is the only one that is a costume. Only we would have youth cheerleading costumes at our immediate disposal. It just makes me laugh. I'm gonna love showing these to future children.

Construction Zone...

2008-10-13T14:29:00.007-04:00

The newly white kitchen cabinets...still working on what kind of countertops.
The color of the kitchen...soooo cute!
Hallway looking down to three bedrooms, bathroom, and hall closet.
Outside of house...
Future baby's room

Ben taking a lunch break @ Los Marichis...isn't he handsome?
The really cool hardwood floor in the entrance...it's hard to appreciate b/c it's so dirty.
Downstairs living room...to the left is the office, to the right is another bathroom The upstairs living room

Ben shopping @ Lowes

Me w/ a GIANT pumpkin @ Lowes

I went to Ben's last weekend to help him paint his new house. We had a lot of fun. There is still much work to be done, but it's really going to be nice. On a quick trip to Lowes we discovered a pumpkin festival going on in the parking lot. I had to have my picture taken with this GIANT PUMPKIN! Needless to say, I had been at the house all morning, and I look pretty scary. All in all it was a fun weekend!

Wanted...A SERIOUS European Travel Buddy...

2008-10-09T18:01:00.003-04:00

Okay, so out of frustration I'm posting this ad. I have longed to go to Europe since I could remember. Being an adventurous person, I have always wanted to experience new, and exciting places. The problem is, that I can't find ANYONE serious enough to go with. People want to go, but when it comes down to serious planning, nobody seems interested. I understand that everyone has lives, and families, and before I start my own I really want to experience some European culture. Is this to much to ask people? It's not Zimbabwe...or Timbuktu. It's Europe...home to extremely old societies and architecture. Famous pieces of art, and cultures very different from our own. Who would pass on the opportunity to see a town that hasn't been restored since the Thirty Years War? Or to tour castles where royalty once resided? I know my home won't be complete until I have my very own cuckoo clock from the Black Forest. Sigh. Until I find someone, I'm still going to plan. I will go by myself if I have too. I can be stubborn...and I'm not giving up!

7 things...

2008-10-06T12:05:00.004-04:00

7 Things I plan to do before I die:

1. Travel all over Europe
2. Scuba dive w/ Ben
3. Actually learn all this science crap, and graduate from MSU
4. Get married, and have a few babies!
5. Have a career I enjoy...most likely in medicine.
6. See more of the world, Australia, The Great Wall (China), Tahiti, more Caribbean.
7. Read all the books on my book list...it's HUGE!
(There are so many more things it's killing me not to add them all!)

7 Things I do now:

1. Read, read, read...until my eyes and brain can't take it anymore! Textbook reading isn't fun.
2. Occasionally sleep.
3. Listen to music.
4. Any chance to hike, and I'll take it.
5. Dreaming of my camera...Sony Alpha 200...it will be mine in a few weeks! ;)
6. Watch Gilmore Girl reruns...I own most of the seasons, and it's the only television I get to watch.
7. Stare endlessly at my Periodic Chart hanging on my wall. One day I will have it completely memorized! haha.

7 things I can't do:
1. I can't make everyone realize that McCain is the right choice.
2. Make Kally love or even like dogs.
3. I can't own a Goldendoodle right now, because I'm too busy.
4. Can't see Ben enough, living in separate states sucks!
5. I can't make all the Browns/Bengals fans repent of their football sins, and become Steeler fans.
6. Can't believe the amount of information on my zoology lab exam next week. Daunting.
7. Can't believe how OCD I sometimes am. haha.

7 things that attracts you to the opposite sex:

1. Honesty.
2. Has a relationship with Christ, and is willing to be open so that our walk together with Christ, will be daily strengthened by each other.
3. Fun personality
4. Adventurous.
5. Chivalrous.
6. Have the ability to give a certain look from across a room that will make my heart flutter. (Corney, but I'm serious!)
7. Patience.

7 things that I say most often:
1.Go to the ball! (Soccer)
2. Be aggressive! (Soccer again)
3. What do I need to know for the quiz?
4. You're amazing!
5. I love you.
6. What are your plans for the day?
7. I miss you.

7 celebrities that I like:
1. Ben Roethelisberger
2. Troy Polamalu
3. Hugh Laurie
4. McDreamy
5. Umm...I'm struggling with this.
6. Johnny Depp
7. Jared Leto

7 favorite foods:
1. Kielbasa... prounounced "Ca...boss...e", trust me I'm from the Burgh.
2. Smoothies
3. G-ma Porter spaghetti
4. Strawberry pie...and also cherry pie.
5. Rafferty's chicken salad with honey mustard/hot bacon dressing. Don't knock it till you try it!
6. Kappes Cinnamon rolls!
7. Andy's Candies Chocolate!

I promise I am still alive...

2008-10-06T00:18:00.004-04:00

Hello all. It's been a super busy month, and I have neglected my blogging. BUT...that all ends tomorrow. I will post some pictures from soccer, and Megan has tagged me in a 7 things post. SO...I guess I will participate. More to come...

More photography...

2008-09-04T20:39:00.008-04:00

This was taken awhile ago at Cades Cove. If you've never been there...GO! It's miles and miles of nature, and beauty!

Another one taken awhile ago at Abram's Falls. I can still hear the water! So Peaceful!
I love the way the green and blue colors bounce off each other!
I love this picture. This rock wall was in the backyard of a really old cabin. I couldn't help snapping is picture. Something about it was interesting. History mixed with nature.

Rain, Quizzes, and Fall...

2008-08-27T16:49:00.003-04:00

Hello all. I'm in a reflective mood, and thought I would post. After tomorrow, I will have successfully survived my first two weeks of fall 08 semester. Classes are going well, but I must admit that last Friday, I felt like I had been in class for a month. I have quickly realized why MSU's biology program is one of the highest ranked in the state. Quizzes have become a daily, event in most classes. My first quiz of the semester came in the form of a zoo lab quiz. Zoology is my last 200 level required class for the degree...easy, right? Wrong. The micro-exam was 4 pages, with a practical section. All I can do is smile, and take it one day at a time. It's a good thing I like all this science stuff. ;)

In other news, the RC girls soccer team had their season opener on Tuesday night against Bath Co. The final score was 7-0 RC! I was so proud of the girls. They have been working hard, and I know the season will be successful. (Last season the RC team only scored 8 goals the entire season.) I'm ready for the fall weather to begin. I want the trees to change, and the temperature to drop. It really gets me in the mood for sports! Well, I must run...I have to work, and need to take a quick nap! Toodles!

Teagan Andrew...my virtual child.

2008-08-17T19:46:00.003-04:00

Okay, so I'm taking a developmental psychology class, to fulfill one of the few gen ed requirements left for my undergrad degree. Classes begin tomorrow, so I thought I would get a jump on the setting up the various accounts my teacher requires for the online class. Well, to my great surprise, I am required to raise a virtual child. Yep, I'm a Mommy. My new son was born today, and is now 8 months old...I know I'm a super Mom-You don't have to tell me. He's not very cute, actually he's quite ugly. BUT...I still love the little booger. I'm sure my time with Teagan Andrew will be so much fun, and I will learn so very much about child rearing. (Hopefully you can sense my saracasm!) Until then I must run...I think I hear Teagan crying...

Alumni Game 08

2008-08-02T17:53:00.011-04:00

Grrr...Don't mess with this! haha.
Both teams after the game!
The "Oldies"
Pouty face? Random...we WON!
The Alumni before

The Alumni game this year was a blast! We won 4-2, and actually had enough players to form an entire team. The downside is that we played without subs. And when you're 25, and seriously outta shape, it's quite an accomplishment to be running for four 15 minutes quarters. Let alone defend, make plays, and score when you're playing gals half your age. BUT...it's tons of fun, and I'm sure I won't be walking for...well...probably a week! Haha.

Lack of creativity...

2008-07-09T23:16:00.004-04:00

So, I feel it's necessary to apologize to all my faithful readers...(I know who both of you are...) because I have had a lack of posting lately. My summer schedule is border line insanity, and I don't have much time for anything but school. To give you a taste a week...
I spend 27 hours a week in class.
Usually around 24-36 hours a week at work.
8-10 hours studying in my "free time."
10 hours a week driving to and from Ashland for Chem class.
AND a few hours with soccer...but that # will be going up now that dead period is ending.

So...I thought I would spare everyone the exhilarating thrill of learning about acid/base solutions, and osmotic pressure. (I'm taking Chem 112, and physiology Summer II). Sometimes I wonder why I did this to myself. I just hope I'm not socially retarded when it's all said and done. If you need me, I'll be in the library...sleeping.

Beach Photography...

2008-06-29T14:07:00.007-04:00

I couldn't resist snapping this. The fact that nobody is in the pic is a miracle.I could wake up to this every morning. These blue chairs have been at Coral Beach since we started going 17 yrs ago. I'm sure they've been changed out. But they are a staple.

On my last morning I got a bit creative, and started snapping pics. Here are a few for you to enjoy.

Myrtle Beach...

2008-06-29T13:57:00.007-04:00

I can never get tired of the beach. Relaxing by the water, feet in the sand, listening to the waves crashing. Ahh. It makes you never want to return to normal life. We had such a great time this year at Myrtle Beach. I had originally planned on staying till Thursday, so that I could make it back before my first Chem 112 lab and lecture of Summer II. But, in the end, I stayed the entire week. Why not? It was just the first day of classes. I couldn't have missed too much, right? This was my 17th trip to SC, and I relived so many memories. A favorite was the time Kally and Megan and I sang "I love Rock n Roll!" Hopefully I will return to the serenity of the ocean soon! The link will take you to all the photos from the vacay...http://picasaweb.google.com/kristennporter

USS North Carolina

2008-06-29T12:41:00.014-04:00

My youngest brother Ryan, (10) is obsessed with all things WWII. He can rattle off just about any stat. And I'm confident that he can tell you in detail what happened during most of the battles right down to where each family member served. My Gramp Keller went with us, and it turned out to be an emotional experience for him as a veteran. So, when the opportunity presented itself to take a tour of the USS North Carolina, we knew it was a must. I was truly amazed at how large the ship was. We were only able to tour 9 levels, and I honestly can't imagine how much larger it had to be. It was a floating city! Everything a person could ever need had a special place on this boat. I'm so thankful I got to experience it. And I'm also extremely thankful for the amazing men and women serving our great country!

Taking aim on the 16 in big guns.

Ryan and I tried out the sleeping arrangements, which were surprisingly comfortable.

The fam on deck...Dad is missing because he was snapping the photo.

I took this and wondered how many times it was used to aim the Chicago Piano gun.

You can see the rest of our photos, including the freaky operating room on the ship...http://picasaweb.google.com/kristennporter

Nicodemus

2008-06-14T21:41:00.003-04:00

I want a dog. I want a labradoodle. The problem is...I don't have a lot of free time. With full time school, work, and coaching...I just don't know if I can commit to the responsibility. Sure I could take a dog with me to the soccer fields, but I don't think MSU would like it if I brought my dog to school. I'm going to wait and see if I can find an apt close to campus, so I could frequently run home and spend time with Nicodemus. Yep...I've named a dog I don't have...Nicodemus is the perfect name for my future labradoodle. Maybe someday soon...

Madison the chemist dog!

2008-06-06T11:51:00.004-04:00

I wish I was this excited about chemistry hmwk.
Oh now this is familiar...

I walked into my room today after breakfast, to find Madison asleep on my chemistry homework. I couldn't resist the temptation to snap a few pictures. She's so cute, even if she doesn't understand thermodynamics!

Josh's Graduation...

2008-06-06T11:39:00.006-04:00

Josh striking a pose...

My parents with Josh...

Fun times!

Me with the grad...

I can't believe that my little brother has graduated high school! I'm so proud of him. We had a fun time at his ceremony, aside from the oppressive heat that floated upwards towards our "peanut heaven" seats at the top of the ACC. Josh plans on attending college at MSU with his big sister. It will be fun grabbing lunch at ADUC with him. And taking him to get books, and such. We are both definitely coffee drinkers, so I'll have to introduce him to all the good places to grab a coffee in between classes!

OUTLAWS AT LARGE!

2008-05-28T01:14:00.004-04:00

WANTED!!!

Belle "The Biting Rose" Murphy, Hiram "The Outlaw Doc" Burke, and Annie "The Rattlesnake" Rooney are at large! Seen in this photo after the notorious Morehead Bank robbery. They are not to be trusted! Notify the proper authorities if sighted, and claim your reward of

$1000!

Kings Island...

2008-05-28T01:01:00.004-04:00

I had sooo much fun at Kings Island this weekend. Even though I got a bit motion sick after riding a few coasters, then spinning around like madness on a ride called 'The Monster,' and then riding the Vortex. I had to people watch for awhile to allow my 'sea-legs' to return. I was thankful that Robbie Knievel was in the park, because there were all sorts of interesting people around to watch. Honestly, some were down-right frightening! But, I guess if you want to be a 40+ year old wearing a white tank top with no bra, that's your choice. ha. I'm thankful to have such fun friends! We mastered the art of the sideway's glance, when something interesting was to be seen. Memories!

God's amazing handiwork...

2008-05-28T00:55:00.004-04:00

On Saturday, I was at Kings Island on top of the Eiffel Tower and was so inspired by this sunset that I had to post this photo separately. The small black dot towards the center of the photo was a hot air balloon. As I was standing there, I stopped and said a little prayer of thanks to my Heavenly Father. I was so thankful to be able to see something so beautiful. God is the ultimate artist!

Josh's Senior Prom

2008-05-20T00:37:00.007-04:00

Me with the hunk...(this was after I worked a 12 hr shift...I was really tired)

Mom and Dad with Josh...
Josh and his date...

My little brother Josh had his senior prom on Saturday at ADUC on MSU's campus. Despite the fact that campus has changed a lot since I went to prom in ADUC, it still brought back sooo many memories. I can't believe that he's a senior! CRAZY! I still remember him running around in the sailor suit Mom used to make him wear when he was a toddler. I couldn't be more proud of him though. He's going to college at MSU, to major in biology. (Following in his sister's footsteps.) When we went to pick out his tux, he allowed me to do the honors. I must say I have a way with men's clothing, because he looked hot! I teased him a bit about looking like Johnny Cash in all black, but all black is his thing and I wasn't going to change it. We had fun watching him walk in, and are all excited about his graduation in a few weeks!

Stress!

2008-05-17T07:39:00.004-04:00

Sorry it's taken me awhile to post anything. The past few weeks have been a whirlwind of choas, and I'm glad it's behind me! First, my Gma in Pittsburgh has been in critical condition, so I've spent the last 2 weekends in the Steel City with her at the hospital. She spent a week on a vent, but She is doing 100% better, and has recently been moved to a 'normal' room. The recovery will be long and tedious but she's a fighter, and she has my huge family to keep her motivated.

Finals week was stressful without all the additional worry about Gma. I pulled a few almost-all nighters, and it paid off. Now I get to enjoy my week and a half of summer break before summer classes begin. (They start on Wednesday the 21st! UGH!) I keep telling myself that it's going to be a good summer despite the fact that I'm taking quite a few classes, (5) and I have to drive to Ashland everyday for my Chem classes. When gas climbed up to almost $4, I literally almost passed out. Who can afford that? In the end I get to reward myself by taking biochem in the fall. Whoop...bio majors really know how to live it up!

I have decided on a career move. This was a big decision, and lots of thought and prayer went into it. I've taken the position of ER's unit secretary. I love working in registration, but I need the experience of working directly with the doctors. My new manager has been amazing, and has agreed to cross-train me as a pca which is a type of RN aid. Now when I'm sitting in my future medical school interview, and I'm asked why I want to be a doctor, I will be able to back it up with experience. I'm nervous about my new responsibility, but I love a challenge. Well, I guess that's all for now. Josh's senior prom is tonight, so I will probably post more tomorrow!

An antioxidant kind of day...a new kind of love

2008-05-07T21:55:00.009-04:00

In the midst of finals week, when the rest of campus is downing coffee (...and I've had my fair share as well...) I have noticed a fruity trend in my beverage choices. This afternoon as I was leaving for work, I grabbed one of my favorite vitamin waters...XXX acai-blueberry-pomegranate. I was first drawn to the whit on the bottle, phrases like..."made for the center of responsible hydration (aka glaceau)." Now it's trendy to drink Smart Water, but I have to tell the world...I discovered it first! ha. Anyway-tonight on a break from work I ran to the Fuzzy Duck, and decided to try the pomegranate-blueberry smoothie. I now have a love for pomegranates and blueberries. Who would ever think that caffeine addict, chocolate-loving Kristen would fall in love with pomegranates and blueberries. Maybe all those, "Let's go organic,"conversations I've been having in my mind are starting to pay off!

Embarrassing confession...

2008-04-29T23:11:00.005-04:00

Okay, so I need to get something off my mind. It's REALLY embarrassing to admit, but I'm lovin the 'See You Again' song by Miley Cyrus. It's great to sing along with, and I love the beat. Now that this truth is out...I'm sure everyone else is going to come out of the closet with similar tween music confessions. But it still doesn't ease my ego. Sigh..."I've got my sights set on you, and I'm ready to aim..."

What do you think...?

2008-04-20T21:25:00.002-04:00

A few weeks ago, I had to make the yearly trip to the court house to renew my vehicle registration. On my way there I thought to myself..."Hum, I wonder if I could get a license plate that said KRIS10?" I assumed that someone in the giant state of KY would already have KRIS10, and then I could dismiss the thought from my head. Well, it was my lucky day, and it was available. I laughed to myself, and thought sure, why not? Now I'm having mixed feelings. Regardless, it's mine until December at least. I didn't know they were called vanity tags...does this make me vain? What do you think?

Sunday Traditions...

2008-04-20T14:07:00.001-04:00

As I was driving home this morning, I stopped at McD's to grab something to drink and to stretch my legs. I was still singing along with the new cd that I got this weekend-Wavorly-and was pretty oblivious to everything around me. I walked in wearing my surgery scrub pants, an old track t-shirt, and my faithful Columbia jacket, along with Jcrew flip flops. I had no makeup on, and my hair was pulled into a knot on top of my head. I'm sure you are wondering why I'm telling all this in detail. After I walked in, I noticed that there were a lot of people having breakfast before they went to church. This was obvious because everyone in the restaurant was in church attire, except for me. I'm sure I was quite a site. I had gotten out of bed, and thrown my stuff in the car and took off. I wanted to make sure I had enough time to make it to Morehead for church. Even though I was dressed in clothes that are meant for sleeping or performing surgery, people were still unbelievable friendly. I took a moment to appreciate the small Sunday traditions that many people do without thinking about. Having breakfast, going out to eat after services (or eating at home), smiling at someone you don't know, spending time with family, being more relaxed than the rest of the week, going for a Sunday drive (before gas prices shot through the roof!), etc. I guess that's why God made Sunday's special, because it's an entire day of worshiping Him, and spending time with the ones we love the most. I wanted to write a quick message about this, because it's something I'm sure we all take for granted. So kick back, relax and enjoy! Happy Sunday everyone!

Nicknames...

2008-04-05T13:35:00.001-04:00

I'm not sure why I have recently obtained so many nicknames, but I guess I have creative (slightly stupid) friends...

Kristeney
Kris (I HATE this one)
Porterlicious
Port-a-Potty
Porter house steak
Kris 10
TelePorter
KKK Krazy Kool Kristen
Special K
KNP-Lysine Argine Proline

Kaden and Kenzie...

2008-03-26T02:20:00.001-04:00

This is Kaden...
This is Kenzie (Kenzington)

Here they are together!

After some thought, I have decided to adopt plants. This was a tough decision, because I lack experience in growing anything. BUT...these two plants spoke to me tonight as I strolled through Wal-Mart, so I decided to buy them. Naturally, I gave them names...the small one is Kenzie, and the bigger one is Kaden. Hopefully, the next few weeks go well as we adjust to life together. Kaden's instructions state that he enjoys lots of sunshine...so I'll have to remember to put him by the window. And Kenzie enjoys medium light...whatever that means. I still haven't decided if the fact that I'm posting this means that I'm a complete nerd, or just really, really bored.

13 things you don't know about me...

2008-03-24T22:33:00.001-04:00

I am procrastinating putting off studying for a lab exam...so here ya go...

1. I love to do laundry...crazy I know.

2. I listen to music extremely to loud on my ipod. I don't want to have hearing problems in the future, I need to remember the 60% rule!

3. I love art! I love that art has the ability to be perceived in different ways. 10 people look at a work, and take 10 different things away from it. Favorite artists include, Picasso (named a cat after him), Monet, Van Eyck, Ansel Adams, and many others...

4. I can kick just about anyone's butt on the medium level of Guitar Hero..
5. I tend to have a lead foot. I drive fast.

6. I want to learn several new languages.

7. I love to sing...it might not be on key, and I might be way off tune. But I never said I was good.

8. When I'm really stressed, I will put my ipod headphones in, turn up the music, and dance until the stress is gone. It works, but you have to lose all inhibition.

9. I want to learn to play the harp...and the piano...and maybe the violin.
10. I like to listen to teeny-bopper music. Usually I'm a hard rocker...but sometimes a gal just need Hilary Duff, and Ashley Tisdale. Wow...now I'm embarrassed.

11. Nothing beats an amazing, knock your socks off, foot poppin' kiss!

12. I love photography! I'm still learning, but I love to take pictures of just about everything! I've been amazed by cameras with removable lens since I was a kid. My Pappy Porter had an awesome camera that you could focus by moving the lens back and forth! I've wanted one ever since! I can still remember the clicking noise it made! Hopefully, I'll have one of my own soon!

13. I think it's kind of hot when some guys where eye liner. Okay, okay I'm not a total freak-a-zoid, but check out Jared Leto in this pic...hello good lookin! If you got it...flaunt it baby!

Dr Kristen N. Porter at your service...

2008-03-23T21:26:00.002-04:00

The doctor is in...
Dad is smiling because it took 3 tries to get his IV in and they finally got it! The Steeler hat never came off his head. That's dedication.

I was trying to listen to his heart, but a little secret...the GIANT stethoscope doesn't work.

After we ate Easter dinner, Dad stood up and said "I think I'm getting a kidney stone." He's had so many that he knows the moment that it starts. After an hour or so, the pain continued to get worse, and he started feeling nauseated. Since I work at the hospital, and am comfortable with the ER, I decided to have a bit of fun with my "patient." No worries though, these pictures were taken after he had some pain meds!

He's doing a lot better. Although a CT showed that he has 4 kidney stones. (2 in each kidney). His doc showed me his CT results, and seeing all of it, just makes me want to be a doctor even more! So incredible!

Egyptian men are the hottest...

2008-03-23T13:32:00.001-04:00

A long standing Easter tradition in the Porter house is the yearly viewing of Cecile B. Demille's The Ten Commandments. For the record, I have always loved the story of Moses. He had such an amazing faith in God! BUT-this post is to admit that I have been harboring a crush, not on Moses, but on Ramses...aka Yul Brenner. Something about those eyes...and that bald head. GRRR! Definitely makes me want to be an Egyptian. As a young child, I had a huge interest in the culture of Ancient Egypt. We had a Discovery Kid's magazine at school about the Pharaoh's and Egypt, and I would take tracing paper, and trace the hieroglyphics. Pretending that I could write Egyptian. Flash forward to today- I will watch anything about ancient Egypt that comes on tv. And have read quite a bit about about the culture, and beliefs. I guess it will always be an interest, and hopefully someday I can travel to Egypt and see all of it for myself! But, I gonna guess that there won't be anyone in Egypt quite as hot as the "orginal" Ramses Yul!

Heavenly Brownies...

2008-03-20T23:09:00.001-04:00

Okay, so had to post a quick message about a brownie mix I bought the other day. I was out exploring, and I came across a kitchen store. I was intrigued by the shiny pots and pans hanging in the window, but I never could have guessed what I found inside would be so life changing!

It was my birthday, so I decided to splurge and buy the Outrageous Brownie Mix by Barefoot Contessa. All I can say is if you get the opportunity to purchase this AMAZING mix DO IT! You won't be disappointed!

I'm 25!

2008-03-20T21:35:00.001-04:00

March is one of my favorite month's all year long! Not only is it my birthday month, but it's the beginning of spring! It almost seems like the entire world just wakes up, and comes to life.
I can't believe that I turned 25 a few days ago. I have to admit that having a birthday on St. Pat's Day is awesome. Everyone is in the party mood! This year, I spent my birthday with Ben and my family, shopping, and rocking out at an amazing concert!
Ben took me to see Pillar, Building 429, and Waverly in Cincy. This was my third time seeing Pillar, and they get better each and every time I see them. They played a lot off the new album, 'For The Love of the Game,' and explained the meaning behind a lot of the songs. I think they will always be one of my favorite groups! Building 429 is climbing the charts though. I have two of their CD's and I recommend them to all. On Sunday, Ben and I went shopping in Columbus. He really knows how to spoil me! I had a pre-birthday shopping spree. I bought an amazing Fossil purse, and watch. I have waited to find the perfect purse, and I found it on Sunday. It was like a light beaming down from heaven saying "Kristen's ideal purse!" Needless to say it's mine.

On St. Pat's Day I awoke at 6:30 am to multiple text messages from family. I was born at 6:47, and I think I had 5 messages from my aunts, uncle, and grandfather all before 7. Not to mention a voicemail from my Mom. She woke up at 4:30 am, and started thinking about all those years ago when she was in labor. When I first listened to the message I initially thought that something bad had happened...a message from Mom in the middle of the night usually means a bad thing. But, she was just being emotional, and retelling the story of my birth. I eventually went back to sleep around 8. And the rest of the day went well. I had my automatic car starter installed. I got it for Christmas, but it's finally been installed. I also explored downtown Chillicothe while I was waiting for my car to be finished. Then I came back to Morehead, and celebrated with my family. Birthday cake, balloons, and presents. Mom even bought a crown that said "Today's my special day." Naturally, I wore it all day.

The only bad thing, is that because my birthday was on Monday, I feel like the rest of the week should also be a celebration. So I've been celebrating residual birthday for the last 2 days. We are on spring break from school, so I've been sleeping a lot, and haven't had to work, so I haven't had a lot of responsibility. I think I've caught up for the last month of no sleep. And the break from SCR, was definitely much needed. I was starting to become a grouch! Well, I guess that's all for now. Thanks to everyone who sent me birthday wishes! It means a lot to hear from friends and family!

Why neuroscientists should never talk dirty...

2008-03-02T16:40:00.001-05:00

The following is a title from The Journal of Neuroscience, August 1, 2007

"Does the Neurochemically Diverse Intermedius Nucleus of the Medulla as a Source of Excitatory and Inhibitory Synaptic Input to the Nucleus Tractus Solitarii make you hot?

I'm as clueless as you.

This one is for Lauren!

2008-02-11T01:02:00.001-05:00

Okay, so this message is dedicated for Mrs. Lauren Wilson. I promised to post a picture from Kally's shower, but it was the worst picture ever taken of me, and I completely refuse to post it anywhere! So, I posted this one of the gang at Jennilyn's wedding.

Larue-It was so amazing catching up with you! We must get together really soon! Movies? Dinner? Whatever! I don't want to lose contact with all my amazing friends! Can't wait to see your blog! I want to see some photos of you and your man! lol. Hope all is well! I appologize for the space of time inbetween blog's! Opps! LOVE YA!

Why can't I shake the shades?

2008-02-11T00:03:00.004-05:00

The pre-glasses days...Okay, so I have recently begun an intense battle within myself. I went to the eye doc before Kally's wedding so I could finally get contacts. After wearing glasses for a few years, I was ready to be free from having to look at the world through my glasses. Thus began my internal struggle. I don't know how it happened, but somewhere along the line, my glasses have become a large part of me. Okay, so I don't think that a pair of glasses defines me as a person. But, I think I've grown so used to seeing myself in them, that I think of myself as always having them on. Usually, I don't sleep in them, but I have been known to fall asleep reading, and then in my sleepy stupor I will place them haphazardly next to me on my bed. Only to wake up in the morning panic-stricken that I'm laying on them. (Luckly, they've never been harmed.) But, my glasses have given me confidence when I needed it most. Maybe it's crazy to say, but when I started school again, I felt more comfortable in my glasses. It doesn't help that the few times I've worn contacts several people have asked me if I was tired. What is that all about? Do I really look that different? Talk about knockin a gal off her horse! I guess I'm just going to have to keep up the daily battle of glasses vs contacts. Right now the glasses are winning, but I'm thinking that my contacts will become more popular in summer, when I want to wear my cool RL shades. (See below...) Until then, hopefully people will be able to see my green eyes through my frames. St Patrick's Day is coming up, and I always joke that because it's my birthday God gave me green eyes so I would never get pinched for not wearing green on my day! (Usually, I do anyway...it's my favorite color)

Random questions, Random answers...

2008-01-02T22:28:00.001-05:00

So, I got this forward today, and I thought I would post it.

10 years ago (1998)-
1. I was a sophomore in high school. (Dang, I'm old)
2. I had just finished up my first year of soccer. (I wasn't very good)
3. 'Crash' by Dave Matthew's was my FAVORITE song. (Thank goodness I grew out of that phase.)
4. My hair was incredibly long and blond. (Once again...thank goodness I grew out of the blond phase. The nickname Mufasa still haunts me. Darn that lion-like hair I was sporting.)
5. I loved spending the night at Kally's house, so we could spy on Brett and Joseph. (lol)

5 things on my to-do list for today-
1. Put away Christmas presents
2. Go to B-Dubs with Emily and Ammie (Yay for fun!)
3. Finish my journal entry
4. Clean and do laundry!

5 snacks I enjoy-
1. Chocolate
2. Raisins
3. Apples, Bananas, Peaches, really any type of fruit
4. Ice cream
5. Granola (Put it in yogurt or cereal and it's so good!)

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire-
1. Tithe 10 % to church
2. Pay off all my bills, my family's bills, buy a few cars (Mom, Dad, Josh, Gma/Gpa Porter and Keller, myself something that was good in the snow and rain)
3. Donate to St. Jude, and other worth-while organizations. Finding cures for diseases, and helping children in under developed countries.
4. Travel like it was my job. There wouldn't be anywhere I wouldn't go.
5. Invest so that my children's children's children wouldn't have to worry about money.

3 of my bad habits-
1. Procrastinating. (Enough said.)
2. Not exercising, then complaining/whining about not exercising.
3. Piddling...I know everyone does it. But I can waste a lot of time doing nothing.

5 places I have lived-
1. New Cumberland, WV
2. Weirton, WV
3. Morehead, KY
4. My 1st apt in Morehead
5. My new apt in Morehead (not until April 08)

5 jobs I had-
1. Work study office of retention and Honor's Leadership Residential College (I still have nightmares about stuffing envelopes)
2. McD's (Only lasted a few months...didn't like it at all)
3. Babysitter (Not bad, but tiring, and requires lots of patience.)
4. Nanny (Had perks, like a "little sister," but folding some else's laundry and grocery shopping is weird.)
5. Registration clerk (Current job...stable because there will always be sick people, but I have no tolerance for idiots.)

5 things people don't know about me-
1. I cried all the way through the movie 'P.S. I love You' (The water-works started 15 minutes in. And am harboring the desire to go to Ireland!)
2. At first I felt guilty for crying during a movie, especially so early in the story. But...if you've seen it you'll understand.
3. I love to drive with the windows down and the music blasting.
4. I have really odd ocd tendencies, like playing with the corner of my favorite blue pillow, or hitting the top of a light switch as I walk by it.
5. If I'm excited or in a good mood, I sing loudly and 'tap dance' while I'm getting ready. (I personally blame my ipod. Kally and Kris can testify to this, when I didn't realize they were downstairs and I was putting on a "show." So embarrassing.)

An Attempt at Christmas Cooking...

2007-12-24T00:33:00.001-05:00

To help my Mother with the Christmas Eve dinner, I volunteered to make the bean salad. First, I must admit that this particular dish isn't a favorite of mine. It must be made the night before, so the beans have time to soak up the vinegar marinade. My first dilemma occurred not long after I started. I had my Mom's recipe out, and was reading the directions, and adding all the ingredients like a pro. (Or so I thought). Then my Dad walked in, stopped for a minute while examining my bowl of beans, and said..."Umm, Kristen I think the lima beans have to be cooked." Of course the lima beans were the first thing on the recipe, and I had added the green beans, wax beans, and kidney beans on top of the lima beans. Set back number 1-After about 30 minutes of picking through the other three, I isolated all the lima beans so I could cook them. I thought I had avoided catastrophe. So, while the lima beans were cooking, I thought I would whip up the marinade. Easy, right? No. Set back number 2-We didn't have the right type of vinegar. After a few minutes of pleading, hugging, and begging my brother Josh to run to my Grandparents for the correct vinegar I succeeded in making him feel sorry for me. While I waited for the vinegar, I decided to cut the onions. Set back number 3-I had no prior experience with onions, but knew that they could make your eyes water. I thought I was safe with my glasses on. Wrong again. Half way through attempting to cut the onion in rings, I decided that the family would have to settle for half moon pieces instead of circles. At this point, I realized that not only were my cutting stills poor, but I was crying like a little child. The tears were pouring, and my glasses were fogged from the steam from the lima beans. Eventually, I did manage to get all the ingredients together. After stirring it incessantly, and placing it in the refrigerator, I took a look at the kitchen. It all began on clean counter tops, and with an empty sink. Two cutting boards, 5 bowls, countless spoons, two pans, and a knife lay around the kitchen haphazardly. As I did the dishes I thought, "So, this is real-life cooking." And I have come to a conclusion...the only reason that Martha Stewart makes things look easy, is because she can have as many out-takes as she needs. And she has a staff to clean everything up after her show. Everything on TV is fake. If you want to see real cooking, come on over. There might be more of what I'm cooking on the ceiling and wall than in the dish, but I guarantee a great experience. No out takes required.

I have elfed myself...

2007-12-14T00:13:00.001-05:00

Well, I've given into the growing 'Elf Yourself' trend. I must say, that it's a pretty good dance. Probably one I would do myself in person. Hope everyone is having a great holiday season!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1361076241

A bit of Christmas nostalgia

2007-12-01T09:13:00.001-05:00

Here it is again, one of my favorite times of the year. CHRISTMAS! I can't help but love everything about the season. The weather has turned cold, and hopefully there is snow on the ground. (Sadly, we don't get much snow in KY. I'd prefer a blizzard.) Everywhere you look there are lights and decorations. And oh how I love the Christmas music. All of it. But, I do have to admit that Santa Baby is my favorite to sing when I feel like dancing around. I love to talk to people about their holiday traditions. Each family is unique, and all those traditions uniquely special. I know my family has a ton of Christmas traditions. Like for example, my fathers endless cookie making. It drives my Mom and I crazy, only because of a weakness to walk into the kitchen and grab a few. And our yearly trip to the tree farm to buy the 'perfect' tree. We all pile into the Durango (our eight horse powered open sleigh...lol) along with Madison our maltese, and listen to Christmas music. My favorite tree trip was when I was in middle school. My family recalls this story as the 'Christmas Tree from you know where.' We arrived at the tree farm and it was like a movie. There standing in the middle of the field was the PERFECT tree. My Dad swears there was a light beaming down from heaven, saying Porter Family Tree. We knew it was definitely ours. So, we bought it, and tied it to the car, and headed home. But in true Griswold style, Dad started to put the tree in the stand, and it just wouldn't stand up. After a few tries, he looked at the trunk, only to realize that it was insanely crooked. After a quick call to the tree farm, Dad packed up the tree, and we loaded up for round 2 of Christmas tree fun. Half way to the tree farm the tree fell from the top of the car, and was run over by a semi, and a couple cars. Dad did manage to get the tree tied back to the car, and by the the time we made it back to the farm the tree was needle less, all that was left was the crooked trunk. Everyone laughed, and did find another tree, this time with a straight trunk. But, this bit of Christmas nostalgia is relived each year on our trip to the tree farm.

But, most importantly Christmas is a celebration of Christ's entrance into the world. How amazing to have a Heavenly Father that came into the world to die for our sins! It gives me chills when I think about that kind of love. Amazing! I'm truly grateful to have a close, personal relationship with Him. It's a life changing experience that I hope everyone I come in contact with will have with Him. And during this season of shopping, and trying to find the perfect gift. I hope we all remember that the perfect gift was given to EVERYONE in Christ Jesus all those Christmas's ago!

YouTube - Best Wedding First Dance

2007-11-23T19:37:00.001-05:00

YouTube - Best Wedding First Dance
Classic...this made me laugh the entire way through. Definitely something that should be done at every wedding!

The turkey that almost died...

2007-11-23T18:39:00.001-05:00

So on the night before Thanksgiving I was driving out to my parents house to spend the night. My Mom has this crazy rule that all her children have to wake up on Thanksgiving morning smelling turkey. So, it was late, and I was tired from the long day. As I was pulling into our driveway, I noticed what I thought was a sack of trash laying in the middle of the driveway. I drove out around "the trash" and started to roll my window down when all of a sudden I was looking into the eyes of a HUGE turkey. Obviously he was taking a rest from being a fugitive turkey attempting to evade inevitable death of being a main course at dinner the next day. But, little did he know that I almost flattened him with my car. I was thoroughly amused as I watched the little guy scramble away across my grandparents yard. It was to good story to pass up for a blog entry.

Sleep. A precious thing.

2007-11-18T00:52:00.002-05:00

I know it seems absurd to dedicate an entire post to sleeping, but it seems that I don't get enough of it anymore, and I'm starting to miss it. Long hours at work, paired with the hours spent late into the night studying have caused a serious lack of Zzzz's. Sometimes I wonder whether I need as much as my body tells me that I need. But then I realized that if I require 8 hours, why fight it? Snuggling up in my warm flannel sheets, with my favorite blue pillow (shown in this picture), sounds extremly inviting on these cold winter days. I find that my dreams are always strange. And sometimes I wake up wondering if my dream really happened. Hopefully with finals approaching and Christmas break near, I will be able to catch up on some snooze time soon. But, then again I might be out walking in the snow with my dream guy. After all, if I'm going to stay up...it better be as good as my dreams!

Obsession? No way.

2007-11-11T15:04:00.001-05:00

I've had quite a few people tell me that I have an obsession with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Depending on my mood I will simply agree, laugh and tell them that I inherited it from my insane family, or point to each arm and tell which bleeds black and which bleeds gold. I can't really explain the phenomena that has taken over most of my free time on Sunday afternoons. Growing up in an area where it's common to know more about the condition of the QB's health than your own, affects you on a deep level. Not to mention my father's delusion that I was a boy for the first 6 years of my life. Then Josh came along...THANK GOD! There are several photos of me in little boy Steeler clothes, but my mom saved me in most by fixing my hair in pigtails. The only way it can be explained, is that it's more like a BIG family. Even living 5 hours from God's Country, PA when you run into a fellow fan it's like being magically transported back to the Burgh. The dialect comes out, "Yunz guys see that play last week during the Stiller game?" And you find yourself rattling off stats to a complete stranger. I've also discovered a certain level of confidence when talking about my boys. For example, my main boss at work grew up in Cleveland. In the first few minutes after meeting her, I was telling her I had some Brown's toilet paper out in my car, just in case all that frustration from cheering for a pathetic team caught up with her and she needed a good cry. Luckily for me, she didn't realize I was being serious. I know I'll always be a Steeler fan. Even if they never win a game. Just don't be surprised when I jump up and start screaming at the television. Or ask to sit in the same seat I was in during the first half, because the team was playing better then. It's an act of faith for a good fan. Oh yeah, and all Burgher's know fans never wear sleeves under their jersey. Other than that come on over and enjoy the game!